::Instilling a Sense of Purpose::

My blog has sent me numerous e-mails over the last 24 hours...

"Why do you hate me?"
"My life is meaningless."
"You must not love me anymore."
"Maybe I should just delete myself"

So, in an attempt to alleviate my blogs ills and eliminate its emo-nicity, I am giving it a purpose to life...

Oh Blog! Thou art henceforth given authority to goeth out into the interweb and displayeth stories, rants, and other miscellaneous stuff. And behold! If thine post art of the rant, then thine title shalt have two colons on either side of thine title. But if thou art story, thine title shalt have no colons. None fore story, two on either side fore other.